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It's All in the Name
A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?' Denise.'
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew.'
Beer Test
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.
Political correctness had developed a momentum all it own. My greater concern is bullying, I am against all forms of bullying both at work and in school. However, I do believe that areas, which are considered politically incorrect, can still be used for a joke - and this page is one of them!
Men Are Just Happier People - Sickening eh!
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    You can never be pregnant.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
    You never have strap problems in public.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
New Female Maths - 710
Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer. Woman joke 710 maths
While I was talking to Bert, the Mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.' 710 - New female maths
Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car ?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
Now check the photo to learn what a 710 is.........
Love Affair?
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?'
She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.'
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, 'What is it?'
The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'
Is Romance Dead?
Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave went straight over to Brian's home. When they got to the front door, Brian went straight up to his wife, gave her a big hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were cutting the privet, Dave told Brian that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Brian said that he' d started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Dave thought he'd give it a go.
When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Dave was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, 'This is the worst day of my life. First, little Nigel fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!'
With This Ring I Me Wed
Janet Downes, from Nebraska, USA, thinks she has found the secret for a happy marriage: she's marrying herself on her fortieth birthday. She says the wedding ceremony celebrates that she is 'happy with herself,' and plans to exchange vows with herself in the mirror.
The ceremony will include a wedding gown, flowers, a traditional cake, and a choir.

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