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As background to the story, let me tell a few things.
First, my bedroom is on the back of the house on the second story. I have a balcony off of my room and frequently leave the door open as another source of fresh air. My house is 3 houses from the side street and directly behind my house is a parking lot. My room can be seen from the lot and the side street.
The second thing is that my bf and I like to participate in "spanking" on a regular basis.
The third thing is that Im one of very few white people in my hood.
A couple of weeks ago a mutual friend of ours came by for a visit. While we were talking, he informed us that his uncle had recently asked him if he hung out over on my street and if he knew the "white girl" that lived over there. Our friend, T, told him we were good friends and asked him why. His uncle proceeded to tell him that he had seen my bf and I in the room one day and I was bent over naked and my bf was spanking my butt!!!! I frequently forget that my room is so visible from the outside and dont close my balcony door. Needless to say, Ive been much more conscious of the door since then! I was embarrassed but at the same time, I thought it was pretty darn funny! I hope his uncle got as much pleasure from the sight as creating the sight in the first place was for me!
When our daughter was five years old we were living in an apartment with only one bathroom. One day as I was finishing my bath she had to go potty - now!
As I was toweling off she sat on the potty and I could tellthat she was trying to figure out something.
Finally she asked me that fateful question: "Daddy, mommies and daddies are different, aren't they?"
I decided to handle it in a straightforward manner and answered, "Yes Joy, they are." She got a really proud expression and boasted, "I knew that already cause mommies shave their legs and daddies shave their faces".
We didn't get back to that particular subject for several more years!
Thanks to Lonnie Laughlin
"Hello? Is this the technical support hotline?"
"Yes, this is Carl speaking. How may I help you today?"
"I think my diskettes are faulty. I keep getting the error message bad or invalid disk operation"
"I can help you, but I will need a copy of your defective diskettes to help me diagnose the problem. Could you send a copy to our customer care centre?"
A few days later, a package arrived for Carl from the customer. The package contained several photocopied pages, they were copies of the diskettes.
While on a luxury cruise, the receptionist received a call from a distressed passenger. "I wish to inform you that there is a faulty electrical appliance in my suite. Could you please send someone over to have it repaired immediately?? asked a lady passenger, clearly upset.
"Certainly, I shall arrange for someone to look into the matter immediately. Which electrical appliance would that be?? asked the concierge.
"It?s the microwave. I?ve been trying to warm up some supper for myself but the microwave wouldn?t start,? replied the passenger.
"The microwave, Madam?? repeated the bewildered receptionist. "Yes, the microwave. You know, the heating device that is installed in the wardrobe,? replied the passenger sarcastically. "I?ve been trying for the past hour but my supper is still cold.?
Upon arriving at the suite, the receptionist found the lady passenger standing in front of the wardrobe, pressing vigorously at the control panel of the safe deposit box installed in the wardrobe. "Let me show you how what I have been trying. I key in the number of minutes here, but I don?t really know which one is the start button...?
* original story told by a Captain of a cruise liner.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"What is this?" Alex asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
(Thanks Alex)

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